{"id":1521,"date":"2020-08-24T22:19:20","date_gmt":"2020-08-25T05:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/?p=1521"},"modified":"2020-08-24T22:23:47","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T05:23:47","slug":"chris-karney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/chris-karney\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Karney"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"735\" data-attachment-id=\"1525\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/chris-karney\/case\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?fit=2000%2C1436&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1436\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"case\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?fit=300%2C215&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?fit=1024%2C735&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?resize=1024%2C735&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?resize=1024%2C735&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?resize=300%2C215&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?resize=1536%2C1103&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/case.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In my first year as a street performer, a lot happened. I was 21 and I lived in four cities doing probably close to 1000 performances.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being a nobody, convincing people to stop walking by, proving myself and eventually gathering a crowd of 200 people that paid me was incredible. I established so much identity and understanding and confidence through these primitive performances. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>New Orleans in the summer was rough. I went to Nashville to make some money doing whatever. Boston streets were gentle and beautiful. People would wait 45 minutes for a show to start. I got a lot better there and started making money on shows, but I was nothing. I realized I was nothing when I arrived in San Francisco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s a mall on Pier 39 in San Francisco popular for street shows, but I would need permission to perform there, so I went to Pier 41 &#8211; a public amazing place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/embed?pb=!4v1598330104782!6m8!1m7!1shr_p4lHnRQhzIXUjRV1M4w!2m2!1d37.80875044915145!2d-122.4126081745562!3f266.95156204485323!4f0!5f1.1924812503605782\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:0;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" aria-hidden=\"false\" tabindex=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a big circle for pedestrians. It sits there and whispers &#8220;I&#8217;m a stage.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went to the center of that circle, set down my suitcases, and started to set up. There were no Boston-style lookie-loos. I told some people walking by that I was about to begin and they said they&#8217;d catch me on the way back. I kept telling people. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One guy seemed pretty interested &#8212; a gravely voiced 25yo on a BMX bike. He asked me about what I do in the show. He was impressed by how experienced I was. He reacted amazed when I told him I just drove from successful shows in Boston. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He had to leave and I went back to talking to people who didn&#8217;t give a fuck. Maybe a couple hours of making announcements, trying to quickly show off a trick, talking to people individually, and making jokes to passersby all amounted to squat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While the area looks great for gatherings, there are some real challenges with the spot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>When a tourist is there looking in either direction, it seems like there&#8217;s a lot to do (there isn&#8217;t but it looks like it)<\/li><li>Daytime weather can inspire shorts, but nighttime wind and fog brings regret<\/li><li>There are some criminal type people out there<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>I was not in Boston anymore.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He came back. The guy on the bike, but it was not to see my show. He was dragging a big trunk. He set it down by one of the benches. Smoked a cigarette watching me not entertain anyone. Patiently finished the smoke and asked if I was done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I laughed, gestured at the empty spot. I was exhausted and didn&#8217;t know how what I was doing could in any way inspire the same. It was obviously a bad night to do shows. I was the guy from Boston! I was great! I said, &#8220;you can try if you want.&#8221; I packed up my stuff and dragged it to the side &#8211; confused by him, but also grateful to not be alone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If it wasn&#8217;t magic, it was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scot.fun\/damentals\/theyll-love-you-for-your-flaws-use-you-for-your-perfections\/\">perfection<\/a>. He slammed down his case, rolled his bike to the center. Flopped open the lid of the case and had 15 people watching. In twenty minutes, it was a comedy club. He had a full circle of people who didn&#8217;t have any original intention to be there. They were glued and growing. It was a bad night for a show, but not for a miracle. He killed for 300 people, collected cash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moved his stuff out of the way so that I could do 20 more minutes of nothing with strangers, then I forfeited again to him to watch more genius. This was Chris Karney. He was not impressed with me. He was not amazed that I could juggle. I was arrogant and he was competitive and it was funny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The only thing that was right about my perception that night was that I was not alone. We ended up trading off on that spot for years. Watching hundreds of each others&#8217; shows. Going to bars with our cash for late dinners. We were sweaty and dirty and enamored with giving more to a crowd &#8211; with being undeniable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was a Christian, virgin vegan. He was a drunk-driving, cussing hustler. We didn&#8217;t get each other in so many ways, but there was one way we got each other. That way was the most important way for both of us. 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